Note to Self, Ep. 0 “I Know Technology”
Me: Hey Brain.
Me: Whatcha got going on the playlist?
Brain: Duran Duran’s Hungry like the Wolf…Why?
Me: Diggin’ the soundtrack, but I actually wanted to submit a formal complaint.
Brain: *sigh*…what’d you do now, and how’re you going to blame it on me?
Me: …we may have tried to defrag our computer…
Me: We may have fucked up the restoring process….?
Brain: Great, just fucking great! Let me guess, the entire machine blew up in a dramatic scene of fireworks and bluish-grey smoke?
Me: On HELL no, it’s still in good condition!…but all our presets, music, bookmarks, etc are non-existent.
Brain: *bigger sigh* Ok. Ok. OK……….we’ll work with this, no worries. You know what this means though, right?
Brain: Time to have a garage sale and hock all your shit, then get a new computer from sales!
Me: Exact—-wait, what?
Brain: Get on it.